Arrrrr-braaaaiiiiiins!
The tale of this peanut is a bit murky. All evidence points to it having been a peanut pirate that became infected with some zombie-fying virus, but it’s possible that it was a regular naval peanut that only took up a pirate’s “life” after it had turned into a zombie. Either way, there’s no arguing that whatever its history may have been – it’s now unmistakably both a pirate AND a zombie.
