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Thanksgiving Clock
How long until Thanksgiving? Find out with the Thanksgiving Countdown Clock.
Tick Tock Turkeys

FORECASTAGRAM Always Accurate Fortune Cards — FORECASTAGRAM
Quite possibly the most accurate & magically-mystifying fortune telling on the Internet.
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Tiki Bar Name Generator Banner Graphic — Tiki Bar Name Generator
Automatically produce a name for YOUR new bar! Now featuring 'Slots-o-Magic' action!
Find Your Tiki Bar Name

Monster Movie Title Generator Banner Graphic — Monster Movie Title Generator
Automatically produces MILLIONS of horrifically-good title possibilities for use on YOUR next monster, horror, or science-fiction movie!
Generate a Title Now

QUANTUM KOALA in the QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN TIKI Banner Graphic — Quest for the Golden Tiki
An 8-Bit adventure video game starring the QUANTUM KOALA. Jump through time & space to collect pieces of shattered GOLDEN TIKI.
Play Now

Hanttula Cryptoglyphs
A custom-designed secret library of symbols and accompanying typeface. For what purpose? Excellent question.
Investigate

MoFA - Museum of Food Anomalies — Museum of Food Anomalies
Feast your eyes upon nature's abhorrent whimsy.
Good food; gone very, very wrong.
Visit the Museum

SAD FRUIT SAGA Banner Graphic — SAD FRUIT SAGA
Chaos at the fruit stand and the fruit is SAD! Play this addictive game and make the fruit HAPPY!
Play Now

The All-Knowing Orb
Ask it anything! All questions answered. Some mysteries revealed.
Ask your question

Hanttula Theme Songs
A collection of songs based around Hanttula.
Hear them now

SHIPWRECKED Tiki Takeover Event — SHIPWRECKED
A TIKI TAKEOVER event of Marina del Rey's Historic Warehouse Restaurant
Join the party

Hanttula Adventure Team
The long-running, mysterious band of 'the curious & the brave.'
Follow the Team

Endless Exotica
The online catalog of Hanttula's 2000+ exotica, Hawaiian, Hapa Haole, Polynesian, lounge, and world music albums.
See the Collection

Seeing Double: Twin, Doppelganger Films — Seeing Double
A look at the weird world of Hollywood's doppelgänger movies, twin films, and look-alike projects – with head-to-head battles!
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Classic version of B-Movie Title Generator — B-Movie Title Generator (Classic Version)
The original Hanttula B-Movie Title Generated. A bit dated, but still produces over 1.4 MILLION possible title combinations!
Make a B-Movie

Exquisite Merchandise

Why just browse when you can OWN a piece of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence™?!

Authentic Hanttula Spoon

Transcend the plane of standard utensils with a certified authentic HANTTULA SPOON. These select pieces are direct from Hanttula’s overstock of spoons collected for the famed Spoon Journal. Now available to you and appropriate for presentation within any home or academic collection.

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Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys Coffee Mug

Another gift shop winner from THE EXHIBIT THAT SHOULD NOT BE. Regrettable artistic choices are made permanent by THE INTERNET and now you can sip your morning beverages from an equally long-lasting HORRIFIC COFFEE MUG. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes. That doesn’t mean it’s a good idea – it just means that you have options.

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Inside the Magic 8-Ball Merchandise

Inside the Magic 8-Ball Apparel

Have YOU seen INSIDE THE MAGIC 8-BALL? If you have, what better way to announce to the world that you KNOW THE SECRETS of this curious orb than by declaring it right on your clothing? That’s right – there is no better way!

Unexpectedly
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Museum of Food Anomalies Apparel

Commemorative MoFA Apparel

What visit to a world-renown museum is complete without a purchase from the gift shop? Step right in and buy yourself (or your secret, loved ones) a mildly-deluxe Museum of Food Anomalies T-Shirt, Hoodie, and More! Soft fabric x horrifying memories of the exhibits = a one-of-a-kind apparel opportunity!

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Curiously Redacted Documents in REAL Fake GOLD!

Love the Hanttula Official Redacted Documents but dislike all that depressing black ink? Worry no more! We now offer the same HIGH-QUALITY of document redaction in enchanting GOLD INK! Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold, shiny mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique, golden treasure!

Curiously
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…for now

Website Blessings

No website, social media account or app is complete without a divine rite of extra-worldly holiness and redemption. Performed by an officially ordained minister. Includes officially official Certificate of Sanctity™. Accept no imitations or substitutions.

Returning
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Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse Practice Target

Prepare for the impending Marshmallow Bunny Apocalypse – the BUNNYOCALYPSE – with these high-quality paper practice targets. You never know when the marshmallow bunny hoards will attack. Make yourself ready TODAY.

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Hanttula Definitely Real Treasure Map

Real Treasure Map to Definitely Real Treasure

The hunt is on! Treasure is out there for YOU to find! What better way to begin than with a REAL TREASURE MAP that points the way to REAL TREASURE? That’s right, there is no better way! Buy your map today & become the hunter of treasure that you always dreamed of being.

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Original MoFA T-Shirt Design

Ancient Style MoFA Apparel

Perhaps the last chance to buy some of the old, original MoFA apparel design. Why would you want this old style? I don’t know. But, you could buy one now and pretend that you’ve owned it for YEARS. That’s something, right?

Forever
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Cryptically Redacted Documents

Why have regular documents cluttering your home and workplace when you can have beautiful, handmade, manually-stricken OFFICIAL REDACTED DOCUMENTS? Each document semi-guaranteed to contain untold mysteries and hidden messages! Each one a unique treasure!

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Mystery Object

Hanttula Mystery Object

Beyond Price! Beyond Classification!

A journey into madness? Into the unknown? A keepsake? A curse? ALL THESE THINGS and MORE. Hanttula Mystery Objects span the range of the human experience and captivate all senses. Not necessarily ‘for sale’ and not necessarily without cost.

Now with 10% more mystery

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Unmitigated
Brilliant
Magnificence
Fan Club
Membership Card
and Sticker

One of the few ways that YOU can PROVE that you’re a fan of Unmitigated Brilliant Magnificence – the official fan club card! For a somewhat limited time: includes a copy of the 2007 era Hanttula sticker!

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Since
2001