A berry unlike most other berries. This one has GRAND PLANS for our planet – grand, evil plans! This berry will not stop until its campaign of global domination is complete. One look at its red, scrunched face and you can tell: this berry has a relentless determination to crush all foes under its surprisingly-firm heels (or, whatever the berry equivalent of a heel is). Stop laughing! This berry will suffer no insolence! If you gaze into its beady, dark eyes… if you look long enough, you can hear a faint yet decidedly-evil laugh.
Chubby Cookie Face
Everyone’s chanting for “Chubby cookie face!”
