Travel Phrases

They Thought You’d Say This: Unlikely Quotes from Real Phrasebooks.
{ learn how to state ‘I’d like to go to a Komsomol party’ in Russian; give the excuse ‘Because I was out buying a pair of wooden shoes’ in Vietnamese; or negotiate for footwear in Gaelic with ‘Hand me over those moccasins. — They will not help you much, they are like a singed cat.’}