This is such a happy, little video! { links to a 5.2 MB QuickTime movie } { music by Junior Senior / video by Shynola }

Dayan recommends that everyone go & listen to Silence! the Musical right now. { warning: adult language will be read and/or heard on this site. But, it's all in line with what one will find in the feature film "Silence of the Lambs" }

Monkeys for Sale! { link from Dayan }

oh hell no. oh hello kitty no. { link from Dayan }

Attaches to your trailer hitch, has a built-in stereo, chills food for up to 3 days, and BBQ's anything you could slap on a grill: it's the Grill 'n' Chill. { more info on the main site }

Get on the bus. The Marshmallow Peeps Fun Bus! Filled with candy, games, and prizes. Find out when it's in your neck of the woods.

Get your own flying saucer! { displays your messages with an LCD panel too... cool. }

The new Scion: the "xB" looks like an SUV mixed with a hearse, the "xA" looks like it might be fun.

The new Scion: the "xB" looks like an SUV mixed with a hearse, the "xA" looks like it might be fun.

The Monkey Insult Engine generates insults in modern, Shakespearean, and Street styles. So, don't be a "tarnished frivolous narrow minded flatulent dusty brain," just go visit today!

Ready to have a home of your own? Don't mind living in Texas? Maybe you should compete in Lowes' & TBS's competition that's "Remodeling Reality TV"

Adverts that you *want* to watch: shoes? and chain-reactive car parts

Lucha Vavoom III is coming!

Dayan Investigates Monkey Potential! He first reveals this informative article detailing that a Student experiment has found monkeys cannot write Shakespeare. Then, through ingenious legwork, uncovers the original document AS WRITTEN BY THE MONKEYS THEMSELVES: "Notes...

Hanttula.com's Minister (the same one that performs the website blessings) has informed me that he'd like us to buy him an inflatable church to take his show on the road. Don't believe they have inflatable churches? Just visit this site. They even have a video about...

Hanttula.com's Minister (the same one that performs the website blessings) has informed me that he'd like us to buy him an inflatable church to take his show on the road. Don't believe they have inflatable churches? Just visit this site. They even have a video about...