Be sure to get out & see Mars, the "Red Planet" is closer than it's been in over 5,000 years.

While the world of medical research bemoans the tragic monkey shortage, one enterprising programmer has decided to do something about it. Check out this awesome Monkey Shakespeare Simulator and free up some monkeys for vivisection!

At last, someone has finally compiled the entire collection of Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius" campaign songs. Hear them now! { link from Brett }

Attack of the 3 Foot Ninja! Battleships! ... and other fun games from MiniClip.com

Love is gross. { At least that's what the URL tells me. }

It's a perfect evening for the smooth & strangely nostalgic online games from Orisinal. I especially like the game Friends Always Stick Together. { They do, you know. }

It's a perfect evening for the smooth & strangely nostalgic online games from Orisinal. I especially like the game Friends Always Stick Together. { They do, you know. }

Elvis lovers: time to pack your bags & head to Memphis for the 2003 Elvis Week celebration. Of course, you could also visit this site for a record of recent Elvis sightings... from what appears to be a group of some very lonely people.

In all of design history, can you think of a worse error than the fact that a lowercase "L" and an uppercase "I" often look the same? { Just a thought. }

I love that Sharpies have finally attained pop icon status. One pen, so many uses. { And, now available in silver - oh la la. }

Pull up a chair and imagine these movies that woulda-coulda-shoulda been made. It's a generator for Random Movie Plots.

The reviews are in! Gigli is a smash-hit. { If by "smash," I mean horrible; and by "hit," I mean "box-office tragedy." }

I'm not naming names, so let's just say SOMEONE very important to this site felt the Manzelle was "freaky" - and not in a good way. Let's see how he feels about Sea Monkeys.

I'm not naming names, so let's just say SOMEONE very important to this site felt the Manzelle was "freaky" - and not in a good way. Let's see how he feels about Sea Monkeys.

Say, that's a nice cadaver you have there. In fact, it's exquisite. An exquisite corpse, indeed! What's that? I can have my own? Where do I make one? Ah, at SHOWstudio's site.

Say, that's a nice cadaver you have there. In fact, it's exquisite. An exquisite corpse, indeed! What's that? I can have my own? Where do I make one? Ah, at SHOWstudio's site.