The best thing to happen to restaurant chains in a long time: Chipotle -- a no-nonsense burrito bar where they make 20 oz. monsters right before your eyes. Pretty cheap too. { Yes, I know they're owned by McDonald's... evil, evil, empire of McDonald's... a good thing...

The new Ford Sportka has a funny introductory video at its Evil Twin site { Click on "View Highlights" then on "Clip One" } { Let's just hope the car is as good as the promo... for Ford's sake. } { Link from DarkDan }

September is traditionally a dumping ground for nearly unreleasable movies. Good luck finding a movie out right now that is worth your ten bucks. So while he MPAA is busy denying us of our God-given rights to buy bootleg videos off blankets in NYC and download Academy...

A Hanttula.com short film... FADE IN EXT. VACANT LOT - DAY BAZOOKA JOE, a timeless prankster with an eyepatch, leans over a RANDOM HOMELESS LUNATIC, waking him from his rummy slumber. Bazooka Joe: "Why did the man throw the clock out the window?" Random Homeless...

All aboard the Hanttula.com bus trip to the World Beard and Moustache Championships, which apparently doubles as the World's Dumbest Hats Competition.

Generations before us had the potential of unexplored lands filled with pyramids, caverns, undiscovered creatures, and things one can only imagine. Now, most of those places have been well-charted or require more money to reach than most of us will make in a lifetime....

One Etch-A-Sketch + Way Too Much Time = Gvetchedintime.com { Quite possibly the most spectacular Etch-A-Sketch creations that you'll see with the eyes in your head. }

Find out: Which Wonka Character Are You? It turns out:

The best pop-up blocker you'll find is available in the Google Toolbar plug-in for Internet Explorer. It's free & does lots of other things. { And, if you spend a coupl'a minutes learning how to use it, you can remove the things you don't use... like "page rank" }

Are you saddened by the poorly designed covers of DVDs that you've purchased for your collection? Come on, get happy with DVDCoverArt.com: the site that offers printable downloads {for $} of well-designed covers based on original promotional artowork. { link from...

Is there anything better than cold pizza for breakfast? I certainly can't imagine so.

Mr. Goodburger's must come to Los Angeles! The tastiest burgers you'll ever have... yet they use no meat. Strange. Intoxicating. Delicious. { Hurry, Mr. Goodburger! Hurry! }

My new favorite publisher is Quirk Books & my new favorite book is "The Good Deed Guide." If you want to get this book & do a good deed at the same time, you can buy through this Hanttula.com Amazon link and support us while saving on the book.

If monkeys can do it, why not people?

With the International Talk Like A Pirate Day arriving this Friday (September 19th). One astute individual has noted the similiarities between pirate speak & gansta speak. Of course, you should be spending your time now learning how to speak like a pirate. Perhaps an...

Think you're having a crappy day? Well rest assured that somewhere, SOMEONE is having a worse one. Don't believe me? Well, take a look at the worst jobs in science.