Happy Happy Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Happy Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock! { of course, this won't make a lick of sense to those that haven't seen Halloween III }

Take a lesson from this poor pumpkin: Don't Drink TOO Much This Halloween

In the spirit of Halloween {the best holiday around}, here are some ghoulish versions of Hanttula.com: Blurry Hanttula! Rippled Hanttula! Ransom-note Hanttula! Reversed Hanttula!

Happy 500th Hanttula.com. Thank you for visiting & thank you to the hard-working Hanttula.com authors D.Ball & Gish.

Look at me, I can be a Racing Banana! {or other fruit} Play the Fast Froots racing game for afternoon fun. { the site is in German, but just click "enter" then "play" and you should be able to figure it out. } If that doesn't tickle your fancy, you may want some...

Want to give better gifts in the coming holiday season? Have a gander at the ProteinOS store... it's like a modern art museum's store, but closer to your computer.

G.I. Joe Safety P.S.A.'s updated for modern concerns. { "Who wants a body massage? ... Mr. Body Massage Machine, DOH!" }

Since no trick-or-treaters come to my building, I'll have to make due with: THE CANDY TOSS { a Flash game from HyperQuake }

Hanttula-fav "Looper" has a "Make A Looper Song" feature on their website. It's simple, but fun to play with & you can pretend you're the coolest thing in rock history. {requires Flash}

Having just picked up a 10' longboard {thanks to my nice friend Jim of Curve12}, I suddenly realize that folding surfboards should be much more popular. The Bisect seems to be a such a board. {Just excuse the rather poor website.} Of course, I'm still waiting for...

Speaking of the future, imagine a world where we can all have aerogel: the world's lightest solid, super-tough & virtually weightless. It's been around since the 1930's, yet I still don't have access to it. Just imagine the possibilities.

The Future of Convenience Shopping... Today!

Normally this would get a MATURE CONTENT WARNING! But it's Halloween so a little of the ultra-violence is to be expected. And if like me, you found "The Skullkid" to be a bit ho-hum... Then take a stab at "Chainsaw the Children!"

Welcome to the... Hanttula.com HALLOWEEN PHENOMETHON of LINKS Dead Exposure { Unusually good photos of people pretending to be dead} Make-a-Meathead { The Meat-based Halloween party treat that's sure to please } The Skullkid { Do-it-yourself chainsaw massacre flash...

Further proof of why the Soviet Union fell... An entire Russian site dedicated to toilets in videogames.

Halloween News Item #1: When Babies Attack!