Can you imagine the horror of sliding into a nice, cozy warm bath... and then having the placid pink water slowly harden into a gelatinous goo that encases your entire body? You can't? Here let me help.

Occasionally a news item hits the wire that is too good not to be shared...

After you read Gish's entry about what it means to be a real man, it's been suggested that you look at these photos so you know real men when you see them. { Just in case you were wondering what I look like, I'm the one holding the beer on the top. }

Calling all sissies! It's time you all learned what it means to be a real man. Thankfully, we have internet guru Maddox to teach us the way.

Calling all sissies! It's time you all learned what it means to be a real man. Thankfully, we have internet guru Maddox to teach us the way.

This winter, be sure to know how deep a "puddle" is before you try to drive through it. { wait for the photos to load }

This winter, be sure to know how deep a "puddle" is before you try to drive through it. { wait for the photos to load }

Kids, this holiday season ask for the next best thing to "My First Forensics Lab" with the Discovery DNA Explorer Kit. All the fun of a multi-million dollar lab for a mere $80. As the description claims "you can extract, view and map real DNA yourself."

Take a gander at The Picture of Everything...Spend a few hours exploring its many delights and remember how much you have forgotten.

There's a site that features videos from cameras attached to animals & plants. It's called "Animal Vegetable Video." It's true. And, it's brilliant.

Before you fork out your holiday cash for an iPod, consider this Dirty Secret. { QuickTime movie }

Before you fork out your holiday cash for an iPod, consider this Dirty Secret. { QuickTime movie }

Those endearing pre-pubescent miscreants from the 80's come to life in a new, animated site: Garbage Pail Kids World.

The lengths some guys will go to for a drink: The Bar Monkey! { a computer-controlled, auto-mixed, high-tech drink, that is. }

If you ever need evidence of how far we've come as a society, just take a gander at these old-timey "American Hygiene" Posters. { A little hard to believe they're real, but where else can you find out if your mind is diseased? }

DanishSoundscapes offers a quick {and affordable} "vacation" to Denmark — with a combination of photographs & environmental sounds from various locations around Denmark.