Behold!!! If Peter Jackson had directed "Super Mario Bros." I suspect it would have gone a little something like this... Part I... Part II... Part III.

Here's a kinder, gentler link in honor of Mr. Hanttula... Big Ups to Mel Gibson for a fantastic achievment.

Here's a kinder, gentler link in honor of Mr. Hanttula... Big Ups to Mel Gibson for a fantastic achievment.

Heh heh. Ha ha ha ha. Bwaaaaahahahahahaa!

The music EMI doesn't want you to hear! It's D.J. DangerMouse's unholy mind-meld of Jay-Z's "Black Album" and The Beatles' "White Album." Get your copy of "The Grey Album" here!

I have no idea what the movie "Casshern" is about, but this is the best looking trailer I've seen in a LONG time.

I want to start a Museum of Temporary Art in my apartment.

This is potentially either very sad or very convenient: Breakupservice.com does the dumping for you. But, their bare/basic site makes me think that they don't do a very good job of it.

Do you recognize Joel Moore? If you watch TV, you should; considering he's in just about every commercial on the air right now. OK, not every commercial, but he's in commercials for: eBay, Best Buy, Cingular, Kohl's, and Castrol (to name a few) all at the same time....

It's rainy in Los Angeles. That makes me want to barcode myself.

A late celebration of the year of the monkey: The Fifty Coolest Apes of All Time!

The next best things to giant animal costumes for people: Giant Foam Food Costumes For People

For your perusal: A list of things that claim to be "the new black."

Leave it to the lovable Finns to come up with something as insane as an a capella male shouting chorus: MIESKUORO HUUTAJAT. { and, yes, Hanttula is a Finnish name, just in case you were wondering. }

All Hail Sockbaby: Your New Favorite Download { the Channel101 film that's sure to please }

Seven people killed in kite flying contest. Scary fact of the day...these people have Nuclear capabilities.