Buy Hanttula a DJ Console

Hi there… please buy me this:
The Hercule’s DJ Console 
{ mix MP3’s, CD’s and more }
It would make me ever so happy.
And it would save my guests from my weak DJing skills.
Very weak. Very, very weak.
{ update: reviews that I’ve now found make it sound not all that great… so no one go buying it for me. The thing seems like a good idea, though. }