The Museum of Food Anomalies presents:
Vam-pie-r
Amanda brought home what she thought was merely a delicious Marie Calendar’s Triple Berry Pie to find this spooky, blood-thirsty creature lurking within the simple cardboard box. Obviously, the pie had recently fed on a victim — or, perhaps, it’s a regular pie that just finished reading the ‘Twilight’ series and got a bit carried away.
What, not “Vam-pie-r”?
Cat: you’re right — “Vam-pie-r” is much better, so it’s now the new name!