Haunted Soup, 2005
Of all the places for a wandering soul to get trapped…
Gerkin Surprise,
You’d be surprised too if someone sliced you in half.
Anime Carrots,
Two slices of a carrot; one happy, one sad.
Jalapeño Face,
With all the clarity of a Sasquatch photo comes… JALAPENO FACE!
No more Mr. Nice Chip!,
No more Mr. Nice Chip!
Garlic Head,
It’s garlic, but it looks like the profile of a human head.
Bug-Eyed Potato, 2005
It’s like the Marty Feldman of potatoes.
A Pleasant Corn Chip,
Even a cute face won’t save you from a hungry diner.
Perils of Avoiding the Dentist,
Keep up with your regular dentist visits, people.
Happy Mushroom,
The discovery of somebody… of some thing… watching you.