The Museum of Food Anomalies™ is an online exhibition of real food gone horribly wrong.

The Museum of Food Anomalies presents:

Smiling Calzone

Annaka reports that this simple calzone charmed her & the waiter… before she devoured it. But, perhaps, they spent too much time mistaking the natural shape of the calzone to be a ‘smile.’ Instead, we invite you to look into its eyes. What horror and fright they seem to hold? Something darker is going on here. Something darker then Annaka may have ever realized.

Thoughts?
Discuss!

Smiling Calzone, 2009

Annaka

Dough. Sauce. Fillings. Undeniable charm.

Thoughts?
Discuss!

6 Comments

  1. Sarah on September 22, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    That is awesome!

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  2. Marc on October 20, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    OMG it looks like a burns victim!!

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  3. Adopting1Soon on December 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    That actually looks quite gross. Reminiscent of a burn victim’s eye balls. Or something.

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  4. kimmy on May 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    BAAAAH!!! It looks like there are human eyes peering out of the calzone’s holes. CREEPY!!! Noooo!

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  5. Heide on July 25, 2011 at 7:12 am

    It looks like “Pizza the Hut” from Spaceballs. It’s all in the eyes. They must be relatives.

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  6. LuciaTams on May 2, 2012 at 7:28 am

    Calzones shouldnt have those eyes…

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The Museum of Food Anomalies™ is an online exhibition of regular food, gone horribly wrong.

The MoFA presents, through photographic depiction, the very depths of abhorrent distortions of otherwise commonplace food stuffs.

The excellent submissions come from fine people around-the-world with galleries updated as new works arrive. Visitors are encouraged to share their anomalies.

The Museum of Food Anomalies is an art project of Michael Hanttula; started in 2001.

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