The Museum of Food Anomalies presents:
Quaker Oat Catastrophe
Quaker Oats? Oh, hell no. Alan informs us this “grossly malformed specimen … drawn from a box of Quaker Oat Squares cereal [is] a smidge larger than an Eisenhower silver dollar.” Frankly, I can’t look at it without becoming slightly nauseous. Good going Quaker Oats.
Kill it. Preferably with fire.