The Museum of Food Anomalies presents:
Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien
Janine was eating some oatmeal (with craisins) and found this absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are among us and [REDACTED] [CENSORED] [TOP SECRET] [REDACTED] [SECRET] [CENSORED] [EXTRA VERY TOP SECRET] [REDACTED]!!!!!