by Michael Hanttula · Jan 4, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hello you people – You’re invited to the special Round Table Strip Bar with All-You-Can-Eat Pizza/Salad/Soda buffet. Come for the hot, all-nude action! Stay for the hot, all-you-can-eat pizza! Yum Yum 12:15 PM Oh la la Victory & Buena Vista in Burbank... by Michael Hanttula · Dec 21, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
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Hey everybody, Due to special circumstances, the RPB (also known as the Royal Pizza Buffet) will be held at an earlier time. That’s right, starting at 11:30 tomorrow, we’ll be eating & drinking away. Right up until 12:30, when we have to leave. Of... by Michael Hanttula · Dec 7, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
I’ve got a lovely bunch of pizza slices. There they are a-standin’ in a row. Big ones. Small ones. Some the size of your head. Round Table Pizza Buffet. 12:15 PM … no, really Dayan, 12:15. Victory & Buena Vista in Burbank,... by Michael Hanttula · Oct 19, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
same time same place same thing you know what’s coming…. Round Table Burbank 12:15 PM Corner of Victory …and Buena Vista did I mention Burbank? how about 12:15 PM? oh, that’s right, I did. See you there. Unless you don’t come. Then too... by Michael Hanttula · Oct 12, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
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