by Michael Hanttula · Jun 8, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Greeting Citizens of Los Angeles: The Lunch Buffet is near. Where: Round Table Pizza, Burbank (corner of Victory & Buena Vista) When: FRIDAY approx. 12:15 PM Tell all your friends. Eat. by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
Finally revealed, for all the world to see. The previously clandestine mechanics of the magic 8-ball. If you’re wondering what the blue fluid inside the cylinder is, well, we’re sorry to report that our tests have found it to be nothing more than water... by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
A close-up of the ‘magic’ cylinder. But, what is inside, you ask? What is inside? The truth » by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
This shot reveals the simplistic construction of this portable oracle. More shocking images ahead » by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
Once cracked, an astonishing secret is revealed. The inside is not a sphere but a cylinder… a CYLINDER ! ! ! Continue » by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
We’re all familiar with its sage advice. But how is such wisdom generated? Are you ready for the truth? Continue » by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2000 · Inside the Magic 8-Ball
This innocent-looking outer shell houses the mysterious inner-workings of the magic 8-ball Continue » 
by Michael Hanttula · Feb 20, 1997 · Spoon Journal Project
A viewing at the SF MOMA, a nice lunch at this Indian Restaurant, a lovely stroll on the beach, then Kendra ended our relationship. 
by Michael Hanttula · Feb 17, 1997 · Spoon Journal Project
Gavin, Jo Aylce, Kendra, and I negotiated our ways over 10 miles of steep inclines and declines while hiking today, only to end up at a restaurant that has been transplanted from Reno (cocktail waitresses and all). Now I’m thinking about getting a frog.
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