by Michael Hanttula · Feb 22, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hey people- no pizza today. well, no official RPB that is. you can always go if you like. who knows who will be there? ah, the mystery is enticing, is it not? RPB to resume next friday. -mike by Michael Hanttula · Feb 15, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
we heart pizza we heart round table we heart burbank we heart 12:15 pm we heart victory & buena vista. hope you all had a fine valentine’s day. now it’s time for pizza. we heart pizza. we heart you coming and... by Michael Hanttula · Feb 8, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
RR-OW-N-D+++TAY-BULL+++PEA-ZAH+++BOO+FAY TWELL-VUH+++FIFF-TEEN+++PEA+EM VICK-TORY+++AH-N-DUH+++BUH-WAY-NAH+++VIH-S-TAH BURR-BANK by Michael Hanttula · Feb 1, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
“Hey Mike?” “Yes?” “What’s going on?” “What’s going on???” “Yeah, like what are you up to?” “Oh. Not a lot.” “That’s not true.” “Yes it is.”... by Michael Hanttula · Jan 25, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Wash away those oh-so-bothersome iniquities! Cleanse: All you can eat Pizza Buffet! Purify: Round Table Pizza, Burbank! Expurgate: 12:15 PM! Sanctify: Victory & Buena Vista! by Michael Hanttula · Jan 18, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
COULD IT BE? Oh, YES, it is!! Oh, GOD, it most certainly is!!!! A slice of Round Table Pizza!!!!!!!!! Oh god: Burbank Round Table Pizza Buffet Oh yes: 12:15 PM Oh god: Burbank & Buena Vista Oh yes: Friday by Michael Hanttula · Jan 11, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
as if you didn’t already know: PIZZA BUFFET like you may have forgotten: ROUND TABLE in the chance your memory is slipping: 12:15 PM and in case you cannot recollect: VICTORY & BUENA VISTA by Michael Hanttula · Jan 4, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hello you people – You’re invited to the special Round Table Strip Bar with All-You-Can-Eat Pizza/Salad/Soda buffet. Come for the hot, all-nude action! Stay for the hot, all-you-can-eat pizza! Yum Yum 12:15 PM Oh la la Victory & Buena Vista in Burbank... by Michael Hanttula · Dec 21, 2001 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
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Hey everybody, Due to special circumstances, the RPB (also known as the Royal Pizza Buffet) will be held at an earlier time. That’s right, starting at 11:30 tomorrow, we’ll be eating & drinking away. Right up until 12:30, when we have to leave. Of...
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