by Michael Hanttula · May 10, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Step right up ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the Grrrreeatest Shoooooow on Earrrrth! That’s right, for one day and one day only, it’s the Wide World of Pizza Consumption! Yes! Before your very eyes, pizza after pizza magically appears! Yes! Before your... by Michael Hanttula · May 3, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
******************************************************* IT’S THE OFFICIAL ******************************************************* SOMEWHAT ANNUAL (or more often) ******************************************************* MEET-A-FRIEND-FOR-LUNCH-FRIDAY!... by Michael Hanttula · Apr 26, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
get off your ass and jam… — George “P-Funk” Clinton get your ass to the pizza buffet. — Me 12:15 PM Burbank Victory & Buena Vista. “Don’t make me come over there!” by Michael Hanttula · Apr 19, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Are you a monkey? You should be. Why aren’t you a monkey? Today! Only! Announcing… A special pizza buffet for monkeys. If you are a monkey, you should come have pizza. If you’re not a monkey, you should come to pizza disguised as one.* All Monkey... by Michael Hanttula · Apr 12, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hello everyone, I’m off to Oklahoma to help my brother get married. So, there’s no official RPB this week. But, feel free to consume at your own risk. I’ll miss your company this week, hope you have a fun time (whatever you decide to do). While... by Michael Hanttula · Apr 5, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Your presence is respectfully requested at the The Daniel D. Hanttula Single Life Memorial Gathering Pizza Buffet which will commemorate the final week of bachelorhood for Mr. D. D. Hanttula as he is to wed the lovely Ms. Nancy Hahn of Norman, OK the following... by Michael Hanttula · Mar 29, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
and on the mount, he spake onto them, and the words he spake were thus: ” go forth and consume pizza, eat of the world as ye too shall be ate. ” find ye the perfect pizza and eat it in remembrance of me.” so the followers and the wise of the city... by Michael Hanttula · Mar 15, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
Hola amantes de la pizza, !Ahora esta su ocasisn para la accisn emocionante de la todo-pizza! Apenas venido abajo a la “Round Table Pizza” de Burbank en 12:15 P.M. este viernes. Habra mas pizza que usted puede sacudarir un palillo en. otra vez: BURBANK... by Michael Hanttula · Mar 8, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
millions of pizzas pizzas for free* millions of pizzas pizzas for me** *almost free, $4.99 all-you-can-eat **not just me, you’re welcome too. in fact, your presence is greatly desired. round table pizza in sunny burbank, ca corner of victory & buena vista... by Michael Hanttula · Mar 1, 2002 · Royal Pizza Buffet Email Archive
March 1st Priorities: 1) Pay rent. 2) Go to Royal Pizza Buffet. (in no particular order) Rent — send to landlord. RPB — find at corner of Victory & Buena Vista, Burbank Round Table, 12:15 PM.
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