Here’s a game where you

by · Oct 17, 2003 · Zine

Here’s a game where you must use a slingshot to launch a space penguin back to his ship. Dumb concept but great execution. Especially when moons and planets are introduced. It is almost more fun to try and get the penguin caught up in orbit around a moon,...

Here’s a game where you

by · Oct 17, 2003 · Zine

Here’s a game where you must use a slingshot to launch a space penguin back to his ship. Dumb concept but great execution. Especially when moons and planets are introduced. It is almost more fun to try and get the penguin caught up in orbit around a moon,...

It appears that sales of

by · Oct 2, 2003 · Zine

It appears that sales of Hanttula.com merchandise have been…sluggish. This simply will not do. While a “Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys” messenger bag may seem frivilous, I can assure you it is as important as the very air you breath when compared...

I walked down to the

by · Sep 27, 2003 · Zine

I walked down to the store to buy a delicious treat. They were out of Promax Bars, so I had a Kit Kat instead. Ain’t life grand?

September is traditionally a dumping

by · Sep 24, 2003 · Zine

September is traditionally a dumping ground for nearly unreleasable movies. Good luck finding a movie out right now that is worth your ten bucks. So while he MPAA is busy denying us of our God-given rights to buy bootleg videos off blankets in NYC and download Academy...

All aboard the Hanttula.com bus

by · Sep 23, 2003 · Zine

All aboard the Hanttula.com bus trip to the World Beard and Moustache Championships, which apparently doubles as the World’s Dumbest Hats Competition.

Lego Adventure

by · Sep 9, 2003 · Zine

Several years ago, web games exploded onto the internet and captured the imaginations of an adoring public. For the next seven years, nothing much happened, unless you are intrigued by endless reconfigurations of Pac Man, Asteriods, Solitaire and Mini-Golf. Finally,...

If you are like me,

by · Sep 2, 2003 · Zine

If you are like me, you probably spend a lot of your time fantasizing about and wish for the end of the world. Here’s a cute little simulator on one of my absolute favorite scenarios…Zombie Infestation!

As part of the new

by · Aug 29, 2003 · Zine

As part of the new Hanttula.com mandate to “pick up Mike’s slack,” I scoured the internet to find the most fascinating link. Here it is. Be sure to take your time enjoying its many delights, because this is all the slack I am picking up for the next...

Another reason for the lack

by · Aug 19, 2003 · Zine

Another reason for the lack of news here is that recently, most current events involve innocent people getting shot and/or blown up. When will the world understand that we mean them no harm? To all our foreign friends throughout the world, please gaze upon this...

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