Oatmeal/Craisin Alien… Or, The Craisalien, 2011
From: Janine B.
Absolutely irrefutable evidence that aliens are among us… and residing in our oatmeal.
Creepy Creatures, Portrait Gallery
Smiling Fry, 2011
From: Niels de G.
An amiable little french fry amidst a plate of less personable fries.
Portrait Gallery
Cheeto Man, 2011
From: C. Murray
Part man! Part legend! ALL CHEETO! Learn the story of the CHEETO MAN.
Creepy Creatures
Spooky Bread Face, 2011
From: Anon.
It’s said that you if you speak his name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, SPOOKY BREAD FACE will appear to you.
Creepy Creatures, Portrait Gallery
Happy Margarita, 2011
From: Stephanie G.
“Imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw the margarita was happy to see me too.”
Portrait Gallery
‘Yoshi/Bowser Love Child’ Tomato, 2011
From: Katherine L.
Jesus? Pumpkin Seed, 2011
From: Jim T.
Goldfish BBQ Potato Chip, 2011
From: Anthony C.
Potato chip-goldfish cracker hybrid prototype.
Zoological Specimens
Dracula Pepper, 2011
From: Sarah N. of Ohio
A creature of the night found lurking — INSIDE a normal-looking bell pepper.
Creepy Creatures, Portrait Gallery
The Tell-Tale Heart Raspberry, 2011
From: Cheryl M.
Although small and slightly misshapen, this berry hold POWERS UNKNOWN. Some say, it can drive one to madness.
Indescribable
Grumpy French Toast, 2011
From: Diane N. of Chicago, IL
The grumpiest piece of French Toast we’ve ever seen… or an angry pirate?
Portrait Gallery
The Taco That Eats YOU, 2011
From: Amy Korngiebel of Los Angeles, CA
Cheshire Smiley Meat, 2011
From: Ryan R.
An unsettling discovery of meat that looks like a certain fictional cat.
Creepy Creatures, Portrait Gallery
Man-in-the-Cheese, 2011
From: Rick Wilson
A possible descendant of the “Man in the Moon?”
Portrait Gallery
Return of the Donut Monsters, 2011
From: Jim T.
Sacred Heart Potato, 2011
From: Rhonda A.
A one-of-a-kind “miracle” of nature, available for 99 cents.
Religious Relics
Cheerful Bread, 2011
From: Anon.
Possibly the most cheerful & pleasant piece of bread you’ll see today.
Portrait Gallery
Shrek-ato, 2011
From: Donna R.
Vam-pie-r, 2011
From: Amanda R.
A spooky, blood-thirsty creature lurking within a delicious pie.
Creepy Creatures